Amy Winehouse spotted..Topless & sporting a new hair-do

// December 22nd, 2008 // 1 Comment » // Amy Winehouse, Celebrity, Funny, Pictures, WTF

Amy Winehouse is scoring her weekly dose of “train-wreckognition” by stripping down for a beach romp on the Caribbean island of St. Lucia.

Source: E!Online

Amy Winehouse spotted..NUDE?

OMG! It’s been a little while since I’d seen anything about Amy Winehouse so I just assumed she was in rehab or something.

She actually looks kinda healthy for once! This picture might of ruined another celebrities day but for Amy Winehouse.. I’d say it’s a plus. Naked and all.

Not that Amy Winehouse naked is a real pretty sight because it’s not. But considering that I was predicting her early demise just a few months ago, I’d have to say it’s just nice to see her “looking” healthy.

Thanks to Jesus, she FINALLY cut off that NASTY-ASS beehive which looked more like a homeless mans dreadlock then a hip bee-hive and it also appears that she’s put a little new meat on those rickety bones.

She kinda looks like Annie now though! Not Hot! She really is in need of a stylist. I mean if she’s got the cash and we all know she does..you’d think that she’d spend a little extra money on looking the best she can look especially with all her bad press.

Here is another picture of the do and she’s not looking to hott in this one..

Ahh! she’s turning into that crazy cat lady of london!

Tech Support Hell - Mailing List Lady

// November 22nd, 2008 // 3 Comments » // Funny, WTF

This is just a small example of what we deal with working in the exciting world of tech support. This is a message some random lady left on the answer machine at one of my previous tech support jobs. I won’t say where to protect the innocent but I will say in their defense that all promotional emails had an opt-out link at the bottom so it really wasn’t as complicated as this lady made it out to be.

Get a life lady.

TURN DOWN YOUR VOLUME..SHE’S LOUD & DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS AT WORK..EXTREME USE OF PROFANITY!

Click to Listen to Crazy Lady

Tip #1: Most promotional or Spammy emails have an opt-out link at the bottom of the email if their sent from a legitimate company.
Tip #2: Create a free email account at yahoo.com or gmail.com and use it when signing up for things your not 100% sure of for example promotions or free offers. This will help to cut back on spam in your personal inbox.
Tip #3: Watch what your checking when you sign up for something..if it says “YES, I want to be contacted by select third parties concerning products I might be interested in blah blah”..your signing up for spam. Pay attention.
Tip#4: Never add your email address to a forum or newsgroup or your website. There are programs that search through the net looking for email addresses. If you must add your email address, add it to an image…like so..

Tip#5: Never call your tech support and yell at them..more likely they will only help you less not more. Being rude will get you no where.

Geek Chic!

// November 14th, 2008 // 2 Comments » // Cool Links, Design, For Geeks, Funny, Geeks, I recommend, art

No, I will not Fix your own computer!

Hey Geeks! Add some geek chic to your wardrobe and show some pride. :X

DeAnna Pappas dumps Jesse Csincsak & He cries on Youtube?!

// November 4th, 2008 // No Comments » // Celebrity, Celebrity Pictures, Funny, Videos

So big surprise! DeAnna Pappas dumped Jesse Cusincsak so basically their “love” burned out once the cameras went off.. just like all the other reality dating show couples. Has there been one yet that’s survived true “reality”?? I can only think of one. Trista and Ryan Sutter…

“DeAnna Pappas and fiancé Jesse Csincsak have called off their engagement, barely four months after the once-scorned Bachelor castoff tearfully and lovingly accepted the pro snowboarder’s proposal on the season finale of The Bachelorette“.

“I love you but I’m not in love with you”, Haha! OUCH! I can tell you right now that I’ve personally said that to a couple guys in my life but never to a man that I agreed to marry. You really should be sure on that small detail BEFORE you say “Yes, I will”…and didn’t she pick him? Maybe she’s trying to get some sweet revenge for being dumped on her first season.

DeAnna said..

“I really felt like I was going to spend the rest of my life with him,” Pappas told In Touch, who just gently broke the news to me over e-mail. “I thought he was my fairy-tale ending but after the show was over and we settled in to our normal lives, I slowly came to realize that we are two totally different people and it wasn’t going to work out.”

So basically she means once we started living in REALITY.

Read the rest of the story at EOnline.com

..Pictures of Cheese..

If these pictures don’t prove just how cheesy they truly are I don’t know what will..

Twitter Tools and Links that will keep you entertained..

// November 2nd, 2008 // 3 Comments » // Blogging, Cool Links, For Geeks, Funny, Geeks, I recommend, Social Network, Twitter, Useful, web tools

Fun Twitter Links and Tools:

• Twitter Counter - show off how “popular” you are or visa versa…

• TwInfluence - is a simple tool using the Twitter API to to measure the combined influence of twitterers and their followers, with a few social network statistics thrown in as bonus.

• Qwitter - Qwitter e-mails you when someone stops following you on Twitter. Just add your Twitter username that you want to track to their site and your e-mail address and they’ll do the rest. Click on a link in one of the emails to turn it off.

• Twitter Grader - Twitter Grader gives you a grade based on the power of
  your Twitter profile.

• Twitter Elite - check out TwitterGrader rockstars.

• 25+ Celebrity Twitter Users

• Barack Obama on Twitter

• Twitterbuzz figures out the most popular links sent. Maybe you should check out this list with 50 Twitter mash-ups.

• Twittervision shows the latest messages on a map.

• #Hashtags to display realtime usage of tags in Twitter messages. Definitely interesting to recognize what is hot at the moment.

• Twitterholic has a list of the most popular Twitter users, definitely a great starting point

• Read more about Twitter and interesting mash-ups on their official blog.

Twitter as means of social justice:

CNN.com has been following the account of an American student journalist and his Egyptian translator who were jailed in Egypt. Using Twitter to notify people of his capture, his university quickly contacted authorities who arranged for his release. The translator, however, remained in custody until this week. Read the full story here.

Twitter Plugins:

• Twitter Tools Plugin (Wordpress) - Twitter Tools is a WordPress plugin that creates an integration between your blog and your Twitter account. View your most recent Tweets on your blogs sidebar.

• TwitterNotifier (firefox) - Notifies you of your friends updates. Instead of being located in the sidebar, it’s activated with a small icon in the right bottom corner of Firefox.

• Power Twitter by 30 Boxes - The plugin for power users comes from 30 boxes, and it’s named accordingly: Power Twitter. Instead of adding functionality to Firefox, it adds features to your actual Twitter page; it embeds Flickr and YouTube, shows you the true addresses of tinyurls, maps links to web page titles. Additionally, it maps user information from 30 boxes, so you can get the latest updates and additional info for those Twitter friends who use 30 boxes.

• TwittyTunes (firefox) - If you think that the world should know exactly which song your listening to at any given time, then TwittyTunes is the plugin for you. It works with the FoxyTunes Firefox extension (but it’s not obligatory; it just won’t post music info without it), and it allows you to automatically post your currently playing songs to Twitter. Furthermore, you can also let everyone know what website you’re currently viewing, and what videos you’re watching (be careful there, you might not want people to know you’re currently viewing Me So Asian 3).

Amy Winehouse looking Amazing as usual…

// October 1st, 2008 // No Comments » // Amy Winehouse, Celebrity, Funny, Pictures, WTF

Goddamn she just gets worse and worse. I wonder if Amy Winehouse owns a full length mirror? Is she aware of how bad she looks, how nappy her hair is or how dirty she is? She never fails to get that nasty 2 inch wide black eyeliner on so she’s at the very least looking at her ugly mug.

I feel bad for Amy.. but on the other hand I think to myself..if only I had her talents and her money $$$$ there is no way I would throw it all away on drugs and there is no way I would allow myself to look that freaking UGLY!

You know she was listed as one of the richest young people. So she’s rich as all hell but nonetheless she continues to abuse her body and make the ugliest faces I’ve ever seen while doing it.

Instead of buying drugs she needs to get a hobby. Haha! Take up Knitting? Or maybe be a rock star? Yeah..maybe.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson blog about Sarah Palin’s plan to convert Homosexuals with the power of prayer..

// September 14th, 2008 // 1 Comment » // Celebrity, Celebrity Pictures, Design, Geeks, Lindsey Lohan, News, Pictures, Reality TV, Tila Tequila, Update, WTF

Gov. Sarah Palin’s church is promoting a conference that promises to convert gays into heterosexuals through the power of prayer.

These not so secret lovers Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson spoke out today on their Myspace blogs in unison.

A small Excerpt from the Blog Posts Titled: UH OH!

I really cannot bite my tongue anymore when it comes to Sarah Palin.
I couldn’t be more supportive of a woman in office, but let’s face it, it comes down to the person, and their beliefs, male or female.
Is it a sin to be gay? Should it be a sin to be straight? Or to use birth control? Or to have sex before marriage? Or even to have a child out of wedlock?

xoxo
Lindsay and Samantha

I guess that confirms it..they are in fact more then just BFFs. Not that we didn’t already know this but they’ve never come straight out and admitted to being lovers either..maybe all they need is a little prayer? According to Sarah Palin it is possible to convert homosexuals with the power of prayer..what a crock of crap. I don’t think God judges who we love just as long as we love.

Sarah Palin’s Plan

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) ? Gov. Sarah Palin’s church is promoting a conference that promises to convert gays into heterosexuals through the power of prayer.
You’ll be encouraged by the power of God’s love and His desire to transform the lives of those impacted by homosexuality,” according to the insert in the bulletin of the Wasilla Bible Church, where Palin has prayed since she was a child.
Palin’s conservative Christian views have energized that part of the GOP electorate, which was lukewarm to John McCain’s candidacy before he named her as his vice presidential choice. She is staunchly anti-abortion, opposing exceptions for rape and incest, and opposes gay marriage and spousal rights for gay couples.

Read More..

Also in my humble opinion, if your in love then no matter if that person is a girl or a boy, then you should be proud to announce it in public. I think Lindsey needs to start wearing rainbows scarfs and participating in tons of inappropriate PDA with Sam. We’ve seen her do it with a ton of guys in public so what’s the difference LL? Are you ashamed of you are? Bummer.

Mommy is No Rock Star

// September 12th, 2008 // 2 Comments » // For Geeks, Gaming, Ibdreamy, Parenting, Pictures, Update, WTF, Xbox

Has your kid ever made you feel old? Yah? Don’t lie. Anyway there’s this game you may of heard of called Guitar hero…well I suck at it and I mean bad. It’s got to be funny as hell watching me just trying to play it. I just can not think that fast or I can think that fast but my fingers will not compute what I’m seeing. So lame. Looks like a fun game too bad I can’t compute.
My son however kicked that games ass. He beat the whole game in two days and we’ve only had it a little over a week. He looks like he’s actually playing the guitar when he’s playing..it’s pretty cute. He’s 11..aww my rock star son. So, I don’t get to be cool gaming mama but that’s ok. I get to be proud gaming mama instead on this one at least. Give me any of the Final Fantasy games or any RPG for that matter and he’s asking me questions so it’s even I guess. He rocks at hand eye and I’m just magical! :X

My little Guitar Hero..

Now this kid here is just nuts…he is the world record winner for Guitar Hero! Insane clip. Watch and be amazed.

Kanye West Talks About Arrest at LAX

// September 1st, 2008 // No Comments » // Celebrity, Celebrity Pictures, News, Videos, WTF

Here’s the video of Kanye West attacking a paparazzi today, then smashing the man’s camera. Although Kanye, and his assistant, were arrested, Kanye has posted bail and was released. According to one paparazzi, police finally arrested Kanye when the paparazzi was showing police video of the attack, because Kanye ran to attack the man again to get the camera, but police stopped him and cuffed him.

Kanye was loaded down with his favorite bag maker Louis Vuitton. Who doesn’t love LV?

Kanye West had a short message he posted to his blog this morning, regarding his arrest at LAX, that read:

“We back in the lab!!! I’m cool with the paparazzi. This guy wasn’t cool. I gotta work now… I’ll rant later”!
09.12.2008

Kanye West and his road manager, Don C, were released on $20,000 bail and are currently in Hawaii.

This is by no means the first time Kanye has acted like a candy ass…no..Kanye seems to be caught acting like a big baby alot during his career as a rapper.

George Carlin - 1937-2008

// August 31st, 2008 // No Comments » // Celebrity, Celebrity Pictures, Funny, Pictures, Rest in Peace, Videos

I had no idea that George Carlin passed away. I just found out tonight. I loved him and I thought he had an amazing mind and a huge vocabulary. Yes, he liked to cuss but cussing seems to get people’s attention…not sure why but that is a fact. I remember the first time I ever saw George Carlin’s stand up was the one he did about the 7 cuss words that can not be said on TV. I laughed my ass off and I was probably only 10 at the time..Haha! But I got it and I still get it. People seem to get their panties in a wade over the stupidest things including words when there are a lot more important things in this life.
I’m sad to see such amazing man pass on. Rest in peace George you will be missed.

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that”.

George Carlin

Evil little animation and too much coffee….

// August 17th, 2008 // No Comments » // Abuse, Funny, Graphic Design, Graphics, Update, WTF

I love this evil little animation….I actually watched it for far too long..gave me evil little thoughts

Sorry I have no clue who made it..if you know just let me know..but don’t be a bitch about it or I’ll have to slap the shit out of you.

So anyway..too much coffee…you know Jack and the box has some strong ass iced coffee nowadays…YUM!!

McDonald’s Iced Hazelnut coffee is super Yummy but Jack in the Box’s coffee is stronger by far.

Makes me a little shakkyyiieee

Guy Actually Bought “I Am Rich” App for $999.99 - Oops!

// August 7th, 2008 // 16 Comments » // Admin Tools, Apple, Applications, Errors, For Geeks, Funny, Geeks, Ipod, Mobile, News, Pictures, WTF

This is a funny little story about a funny little man…who thought he was just pretend shopping online at the very real Apple Ipod App store…

What it actually does?

Once downloaded, it doesn’t do much — a red icon sits on the iPhone home screen like any other application, with the subtext “I Am Rich.” Once activated, it treats the user to a large, glowing gem (pictured below). That’s about it. For a thousand dollars.

Armin Heinrich—the German author of the application—has confirmed that not only one moron, but eight dumbasses actually bought the application. According to him, there are more waiting to get it:

Apple apparently had some problems with I Am Rich. After initially approving it for distribution, the company has since removed it from the store. Heinrich, a German software developer, has yet to hear back from Apple concerning the removal. “I have no idea why they did it and am not aware of any violation of the rules to sell software on the App Store,” Heinrich said in an e-mail with The Times today.

I Am Rich But Apple couldn’t pull it down before curious aristocrats — eight of them — had purchased it. Six people from the United States, one from Germany and one from France dropped a grand for the gem in the first 24 hours it was available, Heinrich said. That’s $5,600 in revenue for Heinrich and $2,400 for Apple, which collects 30% of each sale for “store upkeep.”

The fact is that he’s right. If there are people wanting to buy a piece of useless software for $999, why not let them do it? After all, people buy even more expensive crap that is completely useless, from paintings to collectibles to other commercial software. The market decides if a product is worth its price tag or not. And at least eight people got this, even if one is claiming that it was an accident. Accident or not, the fact is that Heinrich has pocketed $5,600 and Apple received $2,400 in 24 hours.

Not bad for a bad graphic and a silly phrase. [LA Times]

Did Heinrich get Paid?

Heinrich told LA Times that he had not yet received his $5,600 check from Apple, which has a policy of paying developers at the end of each calendar month. He’s unsure how the app’s removal will affect the payment process.

“I’ve got e-mails from customers telling me that they really love the app,” adding that they had “no trouble spending the money,” he said.

Did Dumbass #1 get Refunded?

Heinrich confirms the validity of the review pictured in the screenshot, and Apple has refunded his and another buyer’s money. “I don’t want to collect money from people who did this by accident and I am glad that Apple returned the money for two orders,” Heinrich said.

The 6 other people who bought this app…were obviously filthy rich anyway so this app is perfect for them.

I think Heinrich is awesome. Anyone who thinks of a random way to make money and then actually succeeds at it gets my vote.

I love the 80’s icons

// July 27th, 2008 // No Comments » // For Geeks, Funny, Gaming, Graphics, Ibdreamy, Icons, Live Journal, Pictures

Check out these adorable T-shirts at 80stees.com! These are the ones I want. I’ll be adding them to my checklist of things to buy online.

made some fast live journal icons using their t-shirt thumbnails..

Mom laughs as kid almost dies

// July 15th, 2008 // 3 Comments » // Funny, Parenting, Videos, WTF

Mom laughs as kid almost dies

This Mom is freaking heartless..she’s completely clueless to what’s going on and she’s laughing a hideous witch laugh. Poor fat kid. Pretty funny though since he didn’t die.

Flash Game - Dust by Dan-Ball

// July 8th, 2008 // 2 Comments » // For Geeks, Freeware, Funny, Gaming

This is a flash game that is so addictive..it’s a
little strange at first but once you understand the concept it’s a
blast. It’s not a game so much as a psychedelic creation. Please check
it out with one of your kids or friends. My daughter me and my Mom
played with it together and totally loved it.

• Dust by Dan-Ball

I’ve decided…If you don’t at least try this game once then we can’t be friends and that in itself could ruin your social life.
It’s not like all the rest..try it and report back what you think.

Seems like everyone is afraid to comment on this blog but no one has that problem on my live journal where I post the exact same posts. So if your reading this then you need to comment damn it..!